Thursday, October 20, 2005

Life Aquatic

This movie is rated R for a reason...'R' for RETARDED!! Anyone under the age of 17 who viewed it would thereafter have a permanent mental retardation condition and would be brainwashed into thinking Bill Murray is a bad actor. It's that stupid. I love Bill Murray...i respect him greatly as an actor and he was a genius on Saturday Night Live, but HOLY CRUD this movie was AWFUL!!!

So, apparently, Bill's friend gets eaten by a shark, so Bill goes off to find it, and he doesn't have the heart to kill it by the end.

It was kind of funny at some points, I must admit. I mean, come on, you can't have Bill Murray in a non-funny movie.

That doesn't change the fact that it had no plot and no reason for ever being filmed.

One and a half stars. Only 'cause it was funny.

1 Comments:

Blogger JGreenEyes said...

YOU ARE SO RIGHT
R for Retarded!!
HAHAHAHA good one, Jess.
It is a really off beat movie that can't even be called off the wall because it's just simply freaky.
And it was hard to watch all the way through. I'd tie it with The Hours the alltime worst movie I've ever seen.
KIM O

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